搞笑英語笑話有翻譯
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搞笑英語笑話有翻譯(一)
quick cleanup 快速清掃
unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的`任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會兒之后，當(dāng)她去檢查的時候，她吃驚了，曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”
搞笑英語笑話有翻譯(二)
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
搞笑英語笑話有翻譯(三)
goldfish 金魚
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦?
stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
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