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時(shí)間：2020-11-25 16:12:41 英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會(huì)生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼,他會(huì)更生氣.更多精品英文笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。

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英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子.這個(gè)答案很有意思吧?

　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

　　A: By treading on his corn?

　　如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會(huì)生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的'雞眼,他會(huì)更生氣.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“雞眼”的意思.

　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

　　因?yàn)閟nail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子,所以說(shuō)蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的.你說(shuō)呢?

　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

　　A: They make faces all day.

　　一看到make faces這個(gè)短語(yǔ),你可千萬(wàn)別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面.

　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

　　A: Keep him awake.

　　怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者(sleepwalker)夢(mèng)游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺.雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢,他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了.

英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　He is really somebody

　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物

　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人.

　　-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物.干什么的?

　　-- 墓地守墓人.

英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的

　　一位中國(guó)老婦人在美國(guó)看望女兒回來(lái)不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元.在銀行柜臺(tái),銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假.

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說(shuō)：“相信我,先生,也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票.這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的.”

英語(yǔ)笑話(四)

my little dog can't read

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

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