英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

時間：2020-08-28 19:18:58 英語笑話

英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

　　一、

英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends，a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer ford "One of his friends asked."That is the talking clock.”the man replied.“How does it work!”

　　一個學(xué)生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個朋友問他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學(xué)生回答。“這鐘怎么工作的'?”

　　"Watch，”the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly，someone screamed from the other side of the wall，“Knock it off，you idiots It’s two 0’clock in the morning”

　　他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學(xué)生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是凌晨兩點(diǎn)鐘了!”

　　二、

　　A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sum of money was talking to his lawyer.

　　一個被告卷入了一樁牽涉大筆資金的訴訟案，他去找他的律師。

　　A:If I lose this case, I'll be ruined.

　　如果我輸了這場官司，我就完了。

　　B:It's in the judge's hand now.

　　這事掌握在法官的手上。

　　A:Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?

　　如果我給法官送一箱雪茄，會不會起點(diǎn)作用?

　　B:Oh.no !This judge is a stickler for ethical behavior.A turu like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hald you in contempt of coun. in fact.you shouldn't even smile ai the judge.

　　哦.不會的!這位法官很固執(zhí)，非常注意職業(yè)道德。這種花招只會讓他對你產(chǎn)生偏見，他甚至?xí)J(rèn)為你蔑視法庭。事實(shí)上，你甚至都不用對他微笑。

　　With in the course of time,the judge wndered a decision in favor of the defendant.As the defendanL leR the counhouae,

　　最后，法官作了一個有利于被告的判決，當(dāng)被告離開法院時。

　　A:Thanks for the tip about the cigars.It worked.

　　謝謝你關(guān)于雪茄的忠告，這很管用。

　　B:I'm sure we wodd have lost the caae if you'd sent them.

　　如果你送了的話，我肯定會輸?shù)暨@場官司。

　　A:But did send them.

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