對老板吐槽的英語笑話
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
我做事情花了長時間，是效率低;
老板做事情花了長時間，是深思熟慮。
我沒有做完事情，是懶惰;
老板沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。
沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明;
老板做了同樣的事情，是首創。
我取悅老板，是獻媚;
老板取悅他的老板，是合作。
我干得好，老板從來不會想起;
我干得不好，老板從來不會忘記。
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